If you were a mind reader whose thoughts would you listen to?
Initially I thought I’d listen to my boyfriend’s thoughts… But then I realized… I don’t think I really want to listen to anyone’s thoughts. I want to be curious about what other people think. I want to be surprised…
If they’re thinking bad things about me, I wouldn’t want to hear their thoughts. I’d rather hear them say it.
IF they’re thinking good things about me, I don’t want to live up to their expectations. I want to live my life without being bothered by knowing how people really think.
OH I’M GLAD SOMEONE ASKED ME THIS BECAUSE I’VE ALREADY HAD A CAREFULLY LAID OUT PLAN AND NOBODY HAS EVER ASKED ME BEFORE :(
My plan requires careful thought. See there’s the zombie base. Because let’s face it, they eat brains. That’s what they do. With the volume of brains they eat, they would have made a perfect zombie base. But they move away from the normal people base. Because a lot of normal people don’t have brains (that work).
But normal people want to understand the zombiefied people. So they run towards the zombie base. That’s we do. We run after things we shouldn’t. Because that’s how we use our brains. So that’s our plan. We run towards the zombie base (screaming nonsense) while they run towards wherever they can find brains that work. Good luck to them. And to us.